January 2010
14 posts
the way a grumpy old man’s face looks, that’s how I feel
“i’m a troublemaker”
– weezer
cover songs are cool
dandy warhols did a cover of she sells sanctuary by the cult.
it’s pretty rad.
dinner where Mitch is making fart noises on the...
look how nice that girl’s gay is behaving!
“don’t give me no apple crap!”
– pa, asking me advice on computers
pop's exercise advice
me: i wanna start kayaking. it's good for your muscles.
dad: yeah your titties will be sticking out like little coconuts.
me: um. we're done here.
“i wanna go to Vegas to a Bar-dillo. i wanna have a whore dog. for the first time...”
– my pa.
i love new yorkers
me: what's that thing? (pointing to a small box on the wall, beeping loudly)
new yorker: it's a giant wall o' Bounty. ain't you never seen a giant wall o' Bounty before? (pointing to the display of paper towels right beside it)
“Dear Darling Daughter;
Yes, you were and are special. No, I don’t mean...”
– my pa. a touching one!
“you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself”
– George thorogoode
“so i was thinking of getting real fucked up and smoking it. put that in your...”
– my pa, referring to the cigar i bought him for Christmas
the mall is full of idiots. my mom forced me here