December 2010
8 posts
email from my Pa
Hey Charity;
I know you drink Coke for your dear ol dad. My Coke stock (KO) is doing great!
As of yesterday I sold my Chinese Aluminum (ACH) and bought Altria (MO) baby.
Have you ever thought about taking up smoking cigarettes? I could use some more consumers to boost my profits of the largest cigarette making company in the world.
Your dear ol dad
PS: Altria also owns a brewery. 6% dividend...
the worst part about a clear plastic purse is that everyone sees my gum & bums a piece >:(
“I talked to the Superintestine about parking. Wait, superintendent!”
Coco joins a boxing gym
guy: so do you know Muy Tai?
me: oh yes I eat at Spice in Chelsea! it's amazing!
thoughts for today
Heidi Klum’s teeth are big & scary
they make me nervous
I have an unhealthy addiction to red velvet cupcakes
easy Mac is God’s gift to lazy people. without a measuring cup, it’s still a crap shoot however. lucky i’m not picky.
I saw a little tugboat today towing 6 barges! sometimes I feel like that tugboat.
high fashion
little girl to me: I like your sweater!
me: thank you!
her mother to her: you only like it because it's pink AND sparkly
me: that's why I like it!